Saturday 1 May 2010

My favourite food porn

Is it wrong that I look at Kitchenaid Artisan Mixers in a way that I can only compare to how most teenage boys look at Jenna Jameson or whoever is the new porn star de jour?? With pure unadulterated lust. I want one, I must have one. I even go into stores like John Lewis and Selfridges and surreptitiously touch them. Ok that sentence made me sound a bit wrong, but I can't help it - I dare you to be in the vicinity of such awesome gorgeousness and not want to stroke it, swoon over it and hug it. I bet you can't! Only try and do it subtly - you don't want to end up being thrown out of the store!

1 comment:

  1. And you shall have one someday soon sweetheart, I promise!

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